how big is ur penis?? i don’t want length, i want volume, surface area and density
SOMEONE IN THIS BAR TRIED BUTTHOLE
Friends let friends see their dick at a bar
imagine saying “i’m dad” to a dad. he responds with “hi dad, i’m—” but then he stops. fear strikes up in his eyes. YOU’re dad? he thought he was dad all along? what is his true identity? who is dad? what horrible mistake has he made
My friend painted a piano to look like a cartoon piano. This is the final result.
Zoomed out while taking a picture of my Christmas tree
could you imagine a rivalry between taylor swift and avril lavigne
HEY HEY, YOU YOU
I DON’T LIKE YOUR SNEAKERS
NO WAY, NO WAY
GET BACK ON THE BLEACHERS
So to get to 51% of the electorate the Republicans are going to have to pull some votes from previously offended demographics.
the greatest part of yesterdays episode. now wheres the womens part?
She kills it every single time on that show. Every. Single. Time.
your skin is pale white
and ice cold
you never drink or eat anything
you don’t go out in the sunlight
i know what you are